Category Archives: Vermont Country Store

You Make Bathtime So Much Fun

We’ve talked before about the Vermont Country Store and its newish “intimate solutions” for aging boomers with sagging libidos, or with revved libidos and a desire for personal electronics that purr. All well and good. Nonetheless, I’m not sure what to make of this one — a rubber ducky with dilated pupils, a satisfied smile and a quiet motor, AAA battery not included. Let’s just say the head and tail do things that Ernie’s rubber ducky doesn’t. As far as we know. Then again, maybe there’s more to that “rub-a-dub-a-dubby” than Ernie’s let on. Very discreet, Ernie.

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